Walrus Polishing Takes the World By Storm!
Have you heard of walrus polishing? It's the sport that's taking the nation by storm! Now you, too, can
become a walrus polisher for fun and profit! A modest investment in time and money and you'll be having
the time of your life; most beginner walrus polishers find that they need no more than $15,000 and seldom
longer than 9 months before they are ready to call themselves amateur walrus polishers.
Polishing walruses is also good for the environment! Scientific studies have failed to disprove that shinier
walruses have lower coefficients of friction. This means that your participation in the walrus polishing sport
may well improve the speed and hunting ability of the walruses in the wild. You can get started by ordering
your very own professional walrus polishing kit from our partner (see right). This professional kit comes
with four high-quality brushes to tackle even the trickiest of sea-bound mammals, a microfiber cloth for that
lusterous shine, two (2) cans of premium walrus polish, and a handy carrier!
Benefits of being a Walrus Polisher
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